Girls 1-10

Here is my take on girls/women.

1. When in a group they are always talking about another group or girl who "isn't as hot as us".

2.  They are always talking about someone in "their" group behind their back.
Example "what the hell is (insert name here) wearing, she looks fat".  Just so you know all the girls reading this have been talked about by multiple friends.

3. They are always more hungry than they lead on.  They were secretly wishing that the salad they ordered at dinner was a double burger with cheese, mayo and a bucket of fries.

4.  They can't stand the girl in their group who gets hammered everytime they go out, but inside they actually want to be her.

5.  Your one friend who wears the super slutty "go out" outfit is actually less slutty than everyone who is judging her.  The person you least expect to be a whore is always the whore.

6.   The line "wtf is she wearing" actually means I tried that on today at Macys and it didn't fit.

7.  When you are on a date and the girl says "I have to go to the bathroom" it actually means the date is lame and they are quickly going to text their friends to see what is going on tonight.  This is followed by her coming back to the table and faking an illness because she got the text back that said "hell yeah girly, we are going to Rogues tonight and we are going to get all dressed up and get on some hot dudes".

8.  When a girl talks about how great their relationship is and how in love they are, it is all bullshit and these are the girls who are constantly fighting with their dude.  Normal relationships have fights and it isn't always a cinderella story.  Stop trying to front.

9.  If you have one picture on Facebook doing the "duck face" that you took yourslef you are extremely lonely.

10.  The girl who constantly changes plans and ditches you is the girl who everyone always wants to hang with and you will soon find out that girl is a cutter and a mental case.



Just some observations I have made throughout the years, I dare you to tell me I am wrong on any of these.  DOUBLE F"N DARE.


Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar