In a world glamourized by celebrities, sex, drugs and lots of other bullshit people tend to forget what life is really about. Life isn't about what kind car you drive, or your designer cloths, or how much money you have in your bank account. We see this everyday, we constantly wish we had something that isn't possible. I am one of those people. I want this and I want that and the truth is it isn't in the cards. My wife and I make way with exactly what we have. We will probably never have a 5,000 sq. foot house, but we have a 1406 sq. ft house that we call our own and are very happy with. I would like nothing more than my wife to be able to drive a Range Rover, but guess what...........it isn't going to happen. Most of the people who are reading this are middle class and should be happy as hell you aren't outside of a gas station begging for change.
Think about what you are bitching about and then be thankful you are drinking bottled water and not sewage water.
Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
I'm Back
Guess who is back up in this piece. ME, Justin Matthew, so sit down, buckle up and take note because I have about 1 year of frustration to take out on my keyboard. You ask me where I have been? Let me tell you, I have had a really bad case of writers block for the past year. I have felt partially slow, nervous, and most days I feel like I am in a coma. The only way I can really explain it is when you go out on a Saturday night and drink WAY too much, then all day Sunday you are tired and don't feel like talking to anyone and in-between naps and sweats and Sunday golf on NBC you take another nap and sweat some more. You know what I am saying? Like, I go to my blog, I have an idea and then I have nothing. It has been an ongoing process. Just really SLOW. I continue to crush mad amounts of soda, my weight is still strong, and by strong I mean not strong, I still get more "likes" on my Facebook status' than any of you, my wife got some ink, my stepdaughters are more beautiful than ever and school is about to start up again. My family purchased a Great Dane named Reese Witherspoon who is gaining weight about as fast as me. I still get told my wife is hot daily, the best part is when people say it, they say it in a way that is telling me she is too good looking for me. It actually happened about 12 times at my 15 year High School reunion last Friday. You know what GO TO HELL. Lets be honest they are probably right, I have a huge head with great hair and a crooked nose. That being said I must I must be doing something right. #imsexierthanyou,
#2legit2everquit, #getonmylevel.
Enough with me hatin' on myself, I have 4 topics I need to briefly discuss with all you people. Just quick insight on some of my favorite people in the world. Agree, disagree, be mad, I don't care.
Ryan Braun- Don't care, I actually hope he is using his time off to inject more steroids. Everyone in all sports is crushing steroids. You know how I know, because I know. You know who else took steroids? Roger Maris. All you baseball purists just need to understand that PEDs are as part of the game and I am all for it. I want to see someone hit 100 HRs next year. The bottom line is the cheeseburger on the pretzel bun at Ryan Brauns restaurant is amazing and that is why I will always like him.
North West- Wow, what do I say about North West. The kid has NO CHANCE in life. When she asks her mom about how she got famous do you think Kim K's response will be "S'n D"? Hey, I aint hatin' on Kim, she is pretty and she has made millions for being pretty. But she was NOT a pretty pregnant woman. She looked like her ass ate her back. Her ass started on the bottom of her neck. As for Kanye, love the guys music, but as a person he can pass away. He and Nicki Minaj can be set on fire for all I care, just as long as he can still make music. Get him a beat machine and a T-Pain microphone from Kay-Bee toys and I am all good.
Amanda Bynes- God I love her and the cant get enough of her. Her wigs, her craziness. The fact that she was smoking dope in her apartment, the cops came and she tossed the bong out of a 36th floor window. Just the makings of a disaster. If I was going to guess a date she was going to be found in her lower eastside Manhattan apartment dead I would guess November 26th 2013. She is one injection away from foaming at the mouth, it isn't funny, but it is entertaining.
Justin Bieber- The dude is crushing life and tattoos and Instagram and Selena Gomez. Selena just cant walk away from the bad boy of pop music. I will admit, I don't understand the pants the dude wears, but I want some. They are leather and droopy in butt and it looks dumb, but if the Biebs is doing it than I want to do it. How long until this dude is on celebrity rehab? I say by the time he is 25 he will be similar to Corey Heim and Cory Feldman. Either dead of a drug overdose or doing drugs and no one will remember his name. Hey Biebs......NEVER SAY NEVER. Yes, I am a 33 year old male admirer.
This is all I have time for right now, I just wanted to get back in the flow, I want to be myself again, I wanted to make people smile, shake their heads and say "you know what, Czar is right". Of course I am right, I just sometimes say things other people think. I hope all is well with the people who read my nonsense and look for more blogs in the coming weeks.
Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar
#2legit2everquit, #getonmylevel.
Enough with me hatin' on myself, I have 4 topics I need to briefly discuss with all you people. Just quick insight on some of my favorite people in the world. Agree, disagree, be mad, I don't care.
Ryan Braun- Don't care, I actually hope he is using his time off to inject more steroids. Everyone in all sports is crushing steroids. You know how I know, because I know. You know who else took steroids? Roger Maris. All you baseball purists just need to understand that PEDs are as part of the game and I am all for it. I want to see someone hit 100 HRs next year. The bottom line is the cheeseburger on the pretzel bun at Ryan Brauns restaurant is amazing and that is why I will always like him.
North West- Wow, what do I say about North West. The kid has NO CHANCE in life. When she asks her mom about how she got famous do you think Kim K's response will be "S'n D"? Hey, I aint hatin' on Kim, she is pretty and she has made millions for being pretty. But she was NOT a pretty pregnant woman. She looked like her ass ate her back. Her ass started on the bottom of her neck. As for Kanye, love the guys music, but as a person he can pass away. He and Nicki Minaj can be set on fire for all I care, just as long as he can still make music. Get him a beat machine and a T-Pain microphone from Kay-Bee toys and I am all good.
Amanda Bynes- God I love her and the cant get enough of her. Her wigs, her craziness. The fact that she was smoking dope in her apartment, the cops came and she tossed the bong out of a 36th floor window. Just the makings of a disaster. If I was going to guess a date she was going to be found in her lower eastside Manhattan apartment dead I would guess November 26th 2013. She is one injection away from foaming at the mouth, it isn't funny, but it is entertaining.
Justin Bieber- The dude is crushing life and tattoos and Instagram and Selena Gomez. Selena just cant walk away from the bad boy of pop music. I will admit, I don't understand the pants the dude wears, but I want some. They are leather and droopy in butt and it looks dumb, but if the Biebs is doing it than I want to do it. How long until this dude is on celebrity rehab? I say by the time he is 25 he will be similar to Corey Heim and Cory Feldman. Either dead of a drug overdose or doing drugs and no one will remember his name. Hey Biebs......NEVER SAY NEVER. Yes, I am a 33 year old male admirer.
This is all I have time for right now, I just wanted to get back in the flow, I want to be myself again, I wanted to make people smile, shake their heads and say "you know what, Czar is right". Of course I am right, I just sometimes say things other people think. I hope all is well with the people who read my nonsense and look for more blogs in the coming weeks.
Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar
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