Guys are SENSITIVE also.....

This blog goes out to everyone who is in a relationship.... Whether you are married, dating, sleeping together, commiting adultry, happy, unhappy, crazy or everything inbetween.......guys are sensitive and they like to be told they are liked or loved just as much as a woman does. Think back to the last time you said I love you first. So when you get home from work today walk up to your man and tell them you are glad they are in your life. I bet you get a good response.

Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar

Being a GOOD friend...

I joke, I kid, I like to have fun. I have probably pushed your buttons intentionally once or twice in my life. Love me or hate me you know what you are going to get out of me. I will be the first to tell you I have told lies in your defense. If I know the truth is going to hurt your feelings then I will move in the opposite direction. I would rather see you happy then see something small ruin your day. This way of life has gotten me in trouble with some of the people who I love the most, but again I would rather see you smile. Do NOT get me wrong I have been the bearer of bad news multiple times and if I think the truth is going to be better in the long run then you will get the truth. I am talking about things like "was so and so talking about me behind my back" or "are you mad at me"? These are the type of questions I will work my way around to keep you happy. Some people lie to make themselves look better, while I admit I have embelished the truth for the sake of a good story I rarely tell a lie to make myself look better. I am not going to one up you. If you have done something I am rarely going to tell you I have done the same thing and I have actually done it better. I am simply going to let you have your time to shine.

The whole reason behind this blog is for you to question what kind of friend you are. Are you someone who craves to see people hurt so you feel better about yourself or are you someone who thinks about your friends and loved ones before you go to the point of no return? There are arguments on both sides and I understand that, but I think there is something to be said for the person who is always there telling the truth. That person likes to see you hurt.

If you are having problems understanding what I am talking about feel free to contact me.

Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar

Flanagans Bachelor Party...

Who ever would have thought that Dan Flanagan would be getting married? Not me, I am actually pretty sure he is still gay. The man who is known for the million dollar shiteater and the right hand of Casius Clay. I will never forget the day I saw Daniel in my freshman english class at UWW, what a fuckin dickhead he was. He was wearing a white t-shirt and black basketball shorts. I knew he and I would become good friends after the first 5 minutes of class. Our professor asked us to go around the room and introduce ourselves starting with an adjective that described ourself followed by our name. Dickhead Flanagan says this "hey I am unattentive Dan". After those few words were muttered it was like love at first sight. He and I got to talking after class and began walking as slow as we could back to the dorms everyday after class. We would do this on purpose so people would walk around us. We were dickheads, unfortunately you couldnt help but like us.

Enough about the boring shit, Flan and I have now been friends for the last 12 years and we just truely understand eachother. A few years back he moved out to Las Vegas in one final attempt to be with the girl of his dreams. Fortunately the move worked out in his favor and on November 12th he and Amy will be tying the knot in Las Vegas.

Cute fuckin story........

Dan told me multiple times he didnt want to have a bachelor party, but Jay Lorino and I decided that he was going to get one whether he likes it or not. I bought him a plane ticket to fly him back to Milwaukee for the weekend. Now because we just thought about this 2 weeks ago not too many people can make the festivities, but guess what...............I dont give a shit if you can make it or not......I am going to have fun if it was just Flan, Jay and I. We have between 12-18 guys coming and I can promise you this.....there will be stories told about this event.

Since Dan lives in Vegas I have posted below the Vegas lines of things that I believe have a chance to happen tomorrow night.

2:1- Steve-O goes skins at some point.

3:1 - Slawson smokes 3 packs of heat.

4:1- Jay says at some point "I'm not that bad, I could drive right now"

5:1-Slawson pukes

6:1- Flan and I get in some kind of argument

7:1- I get kicked out of the strip club

8:1 - JD says "Braaa" 15 or more times

9:1 - GAYtor doesnt show up

10:1 - Jeremy makes over $4,000 worth of bets from Jays garage during the period of the day

11:1 - Cops come

12:1 - Jay does burnouts in his garage with his motorcylce

13:1 -Ambulance comes

14:1 - Someone almost gets in a fight

15:1 - Flan passes out before 10pm

16:1 - Slawson is texting for at least 8 hours out of the 12 hours

17:1 - I write a Facebook status every hour

18:1 - PJ bongs 3 or more 4 Lokos

Stay tuned for a MOnday morning update of how much of this stuff really happened.

Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar

The Perfect Boyfriend...

On February 11th I will turn 31 years old, I thought by this time in my life I would have a beautiful wife, 2 boys Miles and Jack, 2 girls Emily and Morgan, a house on a lake where we would have Sunday picnics and family band practice. Unfortunately the reality of the situation is a little different.....I have no wife, no kids, I live with West Allis with a buddy and we vacuum about 1 time every 3 months. If you were hungry you could probably make a pretty decent meal by picking up food that doesnt make it to our mouths and falls on the floor. As friends and family continue to get married I continue to go to their weddings and think about my own situation. I enjoy being me, I like the fact that people enjoy being around me. I also like the fact that friends know if they had a problem they could come to me and I will help them. The truth is I want to be as happy as all my married friends so this blog is to inform you why I would be the perfect boyfriend and a great future husband.

1. Obviously I am no super model, but believe me there are people who are worse off in the looks department than I am. I have a smile that can light up the room. If you dont believe me ask Marnie Renteria, she has told me before.

2. Sense of humor, if you are reading this I am guarenteeing you think I am funny. I have gone most of my life telling jokes, poking fun, and humiliating people......usually in good taste.

3. Personality, it is hard to find a personality quite like mine. I am kind, caring, compassionate, loving and fun. What else do you want? Actually you probably like dickheads.

4. Respectful, I will open your car door, I will say thank you, yes sir, no sir and by the end of the day your father will love me.

5. Sarcasm, take it for what it is worth because with me you are going to get a full dosage of it. If you dont like it then you and I probably wont work. I say things that will challenge you and the best part about it is if I see you are offended I can say "I was just kidding". I have done it all my life and people never really know if I was kidding or not. Jokes on you.

Just like everyone else I have my flaws, I would rather touch on why I am so amazing rather than telling everyone that I can eat 3 feet of Subway subs. I would rather talk about my perfectly placed hair rather than my dirty bedroom.

Justin Czarneckis dating life is open for business and accepting applications. You think that with all the people I know and all the people who enjoy my company that I should be married. I feel like I should have ladies in line waiting for me to get divoriced, but.......I dont. I am a 30 year old male who now enjoys local dive bars more than the glitz and the glam of downtown. I like a cute girl who will wear a Yankees hat and has a tramp stamp. I like a girl who wants to go to Ponderosa and wants to leave when she is about to puke. I like a girl with flaws, but smiles when I come and pick her up. Most importantly I like a girl who will not judge me for wearing my homemade capri sweatpants and musty boat shoes.

This is simply stating facts on why I am actually amazing and why you readers need to help me out. Below I have listed what I am looking for.

Cute, funny, sarcastic, stylish, into side pony tails, and I am not against dating people I work with.


Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar

Date NIght

Everyone who is reading this entry has probably once told me "Czar, the right girl is out there for you". I politely say thank you, nod my head and usually walk away. Lets be honest, I do have a great personality, I can make people laugh, but I am just missing the "it" factor. I dress ok, my hair is beautiful, I wear Armani cologne, my smile is to die for. I have put myself out there my whole life to get little or no response. At 30 years old I am beginning to think my prime is behind me. No girl wants a guy who wakes up every morning with a sore back, knees hurting, and dry lips. Girls are all looking for that movie screen appearence which I just dont have. I cant give you a 6pack, structured jaw line and Gucci suits. I can give you fun, laughs, and the ability to make you feel special. I will tell you that doesnt go far these days. I am not sitting here trying to make you feel sorry for me, I am just opening up your minds to what I can and cant do as I take you on my journey from my Wednesday night date.

HERE WE GO.......


I am not afraid to say that I have taken my dating struggles to Match.com, now I wouldnt say that I creep on people, send them emails or anything like that. I will say that I look at peoples pictures and then move on. A few weeks back as I was browsing pictures I noticed a girl who caught my attention. I did the unthinkable, I sent her an email saying this "as soon as you look at your other emails please email me back. I think you are cute a s a button". Of course she never emailed me back, so the next time I was on I saw she was on so I instant messaged her. We talked back and forth for about the next 2 hours. It ended with me getting her email address, I emailed her later in the day and gave her my phone number and told her to text me if she was interested. A few hours later I received a text so of course I was excited. We talked back and forth and then she called me. We had a fun 30 minute conversation that ended with setting up a date a few days later.

IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS THE TEXTING AND TALKING ON THE PHONE CONTINUED......


DATE NIGHT.....


As I am preparing to meet her at a resteraunt in Menomonee Falls I am a touch nervous. Basically this is a blind date and not something I am too famalier with. Jeans and a collared Polo shirt is what I chose to wear. I get out of the shower and I begin to sweat per usual. I get my cloths on, get my hair did, and begin looking for my license. Of course I cant find it. I am running around my house, perspiring, and I dont have a clue where my license is. Luckily I am now 30 and NEVER get carded anymore. I drive to Menomonee Falls listening to my Alicia Keys cd to settle my nerves. I get to the resteraunt about 20 minutes early and as I am sitting there I think to myself "this is all gravy". She calls me as she is pulling in, I get out of my car, she parks her car.....she gets out and HOLY SHIT. This girl was put together. My heart immediately started beating faster as I walked up to her and gave her an awkward ass out hug. Honestly this girl was stunning and had a beautiful smile.

We sat down at the table and began examining eachother, questions after questions, but I felt like we were both very comfortable. I couldnt help but notice she was saying things like "when you meet my parents" or "on our next date" giving me the simple indication that she was interested and there would be another date. This made me feel like I didnt have to try and make myself seem cooler than I really am. In my mind there was already a 2nd date 1 hour into our first date. We had a few beers and laughed the whole time we were there. 3 hours later the date ended and I was on top of the world. As we walked out we gave another awkward hug and went on our own ways. On the way home we sent a few text messages back and forth and then we even talked and said goodnight.

The next day we sent a few texts back and forth and that was it.

The day after that I sent her a text at 10:37am that said "were you still interested in hanging out this weekend"?

It is now Tuesday at 9:57am and I am still waiting for a reply.

Look, I know what this means, I am not a dumb ass. I was played like a guitar, but my question is why couldnt this girl just text me back saying "NO"? Is it really that hard? If you dont want to hurt my feelings than make up a lie, I dont care.....just dont leave a good dude hanging. I was mad for about a 14 hour period and then went out with my friends and had a few adult beverages. It is amazing how laughing with friends makes you feel better. This has made me realize that maybe I will just stay single and wait for all my married freinds to call and want to hangout. That way there is no awkwardness, there is always laughing, and I know I wont get dumped.


Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Winter Weight....

Another winter has come and gone in Wisconsin and guess what, sure enough, I gained 30 pounds and I am having trouble getting comfortable in my own skin. Nothing better than your belt buckle digging deep into your gut while you sit in you 4 x 4 cubicle at work. The funny thing is when you look in the mirror you dont see it, but your cloths dont lie, when your arm barely makes it through that pink Ralph Lauren polo it might be time to do a few tricep extenstions. I looked at my arms in the mirror this morning and they looked like a #1, supersized value meal from McDs with extra thousand island dressing. My midsection looked like a keg of Icehouse and my legs looked like 2 Oak trees. Maybe wearing comfortable sweatpants and hoodies all winter isnt the right idea. I mean, I love the elastic waist just as much as the next guy, but you never get the feeling that the weight gain has begun and is actually taking off.

The worst day of the year is the day you finally man up and step on the scale for the first time on months. This is also the day you realize things are about to change.

Let me take you step by step through the stepping on the scale process.

1. You look at yourself in the mirror, take a deep breath and get your mind ready for the trauma it is about to encounter.

2. You slowly begin to take articles off clothing off including socks, because you know socks could add an extra pound.

3. You look at yourself in the mirror 1 more time and take a deep breath.

4. You think to yourself, whatever the scale says, I am going to tackle this problem head on.

5. You slowly put one foot on, then the other.

6. You close your eyes and pray it isnt as bad as you think.

7. You begin to open one eye slowly and there it is......30 pounds heavier you are an emotional mess.

8. You dont believe the scale so you try again, this time it actually says .2 heavier and it is a bigger blow to your ego.

9. You then go back to the mirror, take a good look at yourself and begin to tear up.

10. You begin asking yourself questions such as "how did this happen again?"

11. You then begin answering your questions "maybe it was the Toppers sticks at 230am, or the 189 double whoppers, or the ice cream, or the potato chips dipped in ketchup, or the continuous drinking"....then you think to yourself this all makes sense.

Now it is go time, you have your mind right and nothing can take you off track, until someone asks if you want to go drink 2 days later. You just have to say no and work on yourself. I know what this process is like, I do it every year. I have currently lost around 10 lbs and feel a little better. Now everyone who reads this knows I am not going to ever be a skinny guy, but I would like to get some of my swag back for the summer.

The good thing is I have realized the problem and have begun working out the kinks.

The other thing I have realized is through it all I still have amazing hair.

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Possible Groomsman and their credentials......

On the 11th day February this year I hit the ripe age of 30. I always envisioned myself being 25 and happily married to a girl whose name I wont mention. Some people want the white picket fence, a two story house and the sounds of kids running through the neighborhood. Hell, I would also like that, but I will settle for some wood, windows, dirt yard and of course air conditioning. Basically I just always want to be happy. I want to walk through my door and smile, sometimes it isnt about what you have, it is about how you feel.

I am actually getting waaaaaaay ahead of myself. I dont have a girfriend or a fiance or even a date for Friday night. I am ok with that, it is kind of how I roll.

We are going to play a pretend game here however, the game is going to be called "if Justin was getting married Saturday who would be in his wedding party".

I am going to list names and tell you about this person how I see them, basically their pros and cons.

Jay Lorino Jr- This is my bestest friend in the world, he will be my Best Man. We have grown up together and he is probably the person who I have spent the most time with in my life. Recently he has become a badass and painted his arms full of tattoos. My guess is right now he is trying to get jumped into a motorcycle gang.

Dan Flanagan-I met this guy the 1st day of college in freshman English. I stared at him and he stared back at me. Sometimes you just know when 2 meatheads will have a bond. I have seen him smash noses and also smash a 9 iron through a wall. Since college he has changed a bit, he now hikes, does half-marathons, and eats veggie burgers. He is also recently engaged to his college sweetheart Amy, good cover up dude.

Ox Johnsen- Currently rated #3 in the GCS. Ox is just a good dude, he tells me I should go to church, but doesnt force it on me. He will also come over on Sundays and eat a large Pizza Hut pizza when Anissa lets him. I think I could count on him for just about anything unless it was buying me a beer at the bar.

Mick Savatovic- This guy just flat out gets it done, body of an angel, hair like a Zeus, girls and guys alike flock to him like he is Don Johnson in the late 80s. He has been my barber for about 15 years and he also probably owes me about $7000.00 since I use to pay for him to eat everyday in high school. His jumper may be a little off these days, but his looks are not.

Steve Todd- Smartest man I know, works like 100 hours a week. He probably wont be able to attend if it during tax season. He also likes to drink and use his head in altercations. He dresses well, he smells good and wont pass up a good kareoke jam. Ohhhhhh and he loves to go skins.

Luke Slawson- Actually known as "Buzz" loves to drink and puke. Most of the time it is Jack Daniels or Goose and energy. He would give me the shirt of his back although it wouldnt be big enough. He and I are known sweaters so it is the perspiration that bonds us.

Aaron Todd- He is emotional about politics and has a strong love for television. The mans dvr works overtime like Lucas LeMaster at LA Cage. I was a late replacement in his wedding so he is going to get a look. The only think that may hold him back is he continues to say that I dont like to day drink and it is pissing me off.

Phil Hansen- He once dropped 39 in a JV basketball game, he is ALWAYS the last guy out of the group to be ready to go out. He has a shoe collection similar to Kimora Simmons and is always down to go to 6 Degrees. His love for frozen pizza is amazing and he is actually very very attractive. Girls and guys dont get any wrong ideas, he is taken.

Lucas Gary LeMaster- He will probably have a bachelor party the day of my wedding.

Bryan Lutzke- He will probably have to find out if he has something better to do that day, if not I am sure he would show some face. The man knows how to dress, he has Versace glasses and smells of pure sex. I get SUPER pissed off anytime I lose to him in fantasy sports....just because it is Lutzke and everyone who knows him knows what I am talking about.

Jeremy Johnson- If I can wake him up he might come. It also depends on the spread and the over/under.

Steve Tutkowski- He is also recently married and I still question it. I have seen him do some very interesting things with MEN. He taught me in college what the "other" lifestyle was about and it hasnt changed for 12 years. The man can throw a softball over those mountains and he has different outlooks on how the world was created.

Steve Kohl- probably like 12th alternate.

This is an inside look at what could down, who knows things could change and YOU might become fortunate enough to be involved in the greatest day the world will ever see.

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Unsolved Mysteries....

Last July after 5 months of depression from a breakup I decided to join the website Match.com. Now from previous blogs you know I believe that you can find love anywhere, so while sitting at my best friends house I decided to give this website a try. As I set my profile up I filled in page after page of questions and also a section titled "About Me". Obviously you all know that I love me some me, so this page would be easy. I thought about each direction I could go with this, but I decided to stay on track and answer the question truthfully.

Listed below is exactly what I wrote, it is actually copy and pasted from Match.com.

I enjoy time with friends and family, going to sporting events, drinking gin, dancing when I have had too much to drink, chillin' on Sundays. All and all I am a fun guy who loves life.

Now I know I am not a supermodel, I know I love to eat and from this I have developed a weight problem....but I also know that I am cool as SHIT. I know that people enjoy being around me, I know that I can make people laugh, I know at one point or another you and I have probably had fun together.

As I look through some of the girls profiles on Match.com I notice one constant thing 100% of them say...."I want a guy who has a great personality, sense of humor and he MUST be able to make me laugh".

I call BULLSHIT. If that is all you want I am right here. Look no further. The fact is that girls want the HOTTEST guy they can get. It doesnt matter how good their personailty is or how funny the guy is. The guy with the 6 pack and 5 oclock shadow is always a better option than the overweight guy who is fun to be with. Dont get me wrong, I want abs, but I just dont think they are anywhere in my near future.

All I am asking is for women to tell the truth.....when filling in the "what you are looking for" section on a dating website please write the following. "I am looking for a hot, juiced guido, with a body like the situations and he must treat me like shit".

I will challenge any girl who is going to text me and say this isnt true to a date off. You go find "the perfect guy" and take him out on a date.....Then you go out on a date with me. I will guarentee we will have more fun. Im just sayin.....

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

The much anticipated RESPONSE....

A few times in my life things have gone just right, this being one of those times. I found a girl on Facebook who is soooo good looking in her pictures she actually gives me stress and anxiety. I decided to man up and send her a message just to see what kind of response to could get out of her. I am hear to say she didnt dissapoint. Not to many girls in the world have these looks and have this kind of sense of humor....I brought it too her and she brought it right back.

I would say at this point it is a match made in heaven, currently we are about 5 or 6 Facebook messages deep and I forsee a long life of laughing together. I might be blowing this out of proportion as I do often, however I feel alive again.....I feel my heart beating a little faster.....I feel like I did the first time I walked into Esker.

I dont know where this is going to go, just remember it is day 1 and we have yet to send our first text message. I look for that to happen around day 13. As for now I shall just play it cool. With the stregth of my family and friends behind me I will do everything in my power not to F this up.

Other than that I am going to drink a ton tonight with a few of my friends, probably hoping that everytime my phone vibrates it is HER. KIDDING, I am having fun with all of this and the fact that I have received probably 25 different texts, emails, Facebook messages regarding this subject means that you are enjoying it also.

OH YEAH, HERE IS HER RESPONSE......

Dearest Justin,

I have heard so much about you from my friends Bryce and Mandy, and I'm glad I have the opportunity to talk to my husband to be before our big day.I'm definitely with you on the our big Oprah debut... I definitely think we have a shot as long as you don't skimp on the Tiffany's ring. Although, I think we're going to have to adopt little Asian babies, (no offense to the Ethiopian kids) but Ive always wanted to adopt a little Asian (true story).

I'm glad to know I'm in good with "Mom" already. Its always stressful when you have to meet the rents. I start sweating bullets, develop a stutter, you know.. the usual. Just kidding (but not really).So is it true you are really trying out for the bachelor? or is that a joke. Bryce and I are trying out for The Amazing Race, so you actually know 2 Soon to be famous people.

Now for the questions:
1. love sweatpants, i mean really who doesn't. I also have a slight obsession with napsoft socks, mix that with sweatpants and you have heaven. please refer to brookstone if you don't know what i'm talking about.
2. Who doesn't?
3. Hmm... I'm a bitchy hot girl that you will love even more because I am cool. hahaha just kidding
4. 100%. I mean through the means of facebook and fb stalking we have been brought together, if thats not fate i dont know what is.
5. I haven't had a chance to do a thorough FB stalking but once I do i'll get back to you.

You are one funny SOB, I hear you're going to the JZ concert next week? Are you a die hard fan?

Goooooooobyyyyyyee my loooooooooove!

Lauren


TRY AND TELL ME SHE ISNT PERFECT FOR ME AND I WOULD CALL YOU A LIAR.

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Can you fall in love by seeing someones picture on Facebook that you have never said a word to?

Yep, that is the question and I have the answer......As crazy as it sounds, I believe it could happen. It is amazing the way that love happens and where it happens. A lot of people meet through mutual friends, in a club or bar, grocery store, Target, Subway, Weight Watchers, etc.....but I am testing a new way to find love. I have a mutual friend on Facebook who I met in college and 6 years ago she moved away. As many of you who are reading this do, I was creeping through her pictures on Facebook just to see how cute she still was and to see what her interests were. It looks like she is still a very strong drinker which I adore about her and it looks as if she has found a friend who has caught the eyes of YOURS TRUELY. I see this girl and my heart is pounding like I am about to go take my ACT in high school for the 3rd and final time. I am telling you she was BEAUTIFUL. Through pictures it looks like she knows how to dress, do her hair and put on her make up. She has a smile that makes me hot in the pants and a style that Christian Siriano would be proud of.

This is where things get interesting, I send my friend a message telling her that I am ETREMELY interested in her friend. From there it seems like we have already planned the wedding with the help of another friend, but one thing was out of wack. I still had never said a word to my bride to be.


UNTIL TONIGHT.....I manned up and sent her a message on Facebook. I am prepared to share with the world the message I wrote her...keep in mind this is deep and from the heart so please dont judge me. Also, this isnt going to end in a dream format like a prior blog. This has been sent and possibly read by now.


PREPARE......

Dearest Lauren,

My name is Justin Matthew Czarnecki and I am truely amazing. Here is the story about how I have come to fall for you.....

I met Bryce in college, we hit it off, probably because we are 2 of the coolest f'n people ever, she moved to NY, I am friends with her on Facebook, I crept on her pics, your green eyes stared a hole through my heart and now I am pretty much in love. You think I am kidding? Well I am a little, not really, but kinda...either way I needed to tell you my true feelings.

I have done some thinking and I think that our story is probably good enough to land us on the Oprah show. I mean, I see you on Facebook, I fall in love, we meet, you fall in love, I ask you to marry me on top of a mountain while we are snowboarding(I dont snowbaord, but I creep enough to know you obviously do). You get a 3 carat Tiffanys ring, we get married, win the lottery, adopt tons of Ethiopian kids and become People Magazines "family of the year". Who woulda thunk it? Facebook is so powerful.

In all seriousness I think you are just ok looking, I am basing this all strictly off personality right now. OK, I lied, I seriously think you might be the most beautiful human in the world. NO LIE. My mom agrees, so you have that going for you. I am prepared to take my fathers jet tomorrow to Albany to meet you(LIE).

I just have 5 questions for you.....

1. Do you like sweatpants?
2. Do you like Jay-Z?
3. Are you a bitchy hot girl or a hot girl I will Love even more because you are cool?
4. Do you believe in FATE?
5. Do you love me yet?

Holla back,
Justin Matthew Czarnecki aka the truth aka the circus

Everyone have a good Friday and a wonderful weekend.

Tell Me I Didnt....

Now that I am 30 years old I look back on my life and I try to think about things I was good at. I have compiled a top 10 list for your reading pleasure.

1. Penmanship
2. Baseball when I was 12
3. Being a friend
4. Giving good Christmas presents
5. Eating
6. 3 pointers
7. Rapping
8. Wearing sweatpants
9. Being cool
10. Listening to peoples problems

However, there is one thing in my life that I am extremely proud of.....my claim that I drank 25,000 beers in college. Let me break it down for you because I did the math.

25,000 beers
5 years in college is 1825 days
13.7 beers per day
.57 beers per hour for 1825 days

You have to understand that I use to drink an 18 pack for an appetizer. It was simple, once 7pm hit it was go time....shower, hair, Nsync and beers. Then we would head to the bar until bartime. Keep in mind this does not include shots. Also keep in mind this was probably 7 nights a week. Those who dont drink I feel sorry for you.

Now I drink 1 time per week and I feel awful for the next 2 days. Just one of the perks of becoming 30.

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Doing Some Thinking.....

I have had a very interesting morning, I woke up, threw on some sweats and a sweatshirt, walked outside to start my car and brush the snow off of it.....As I was about to start wiping off my windshield I noticed a note stuck underneath the wiper. Now the note was soaking wet but it looked like a girl had wrote it so I was immediately excited. I carefully opened it, trying not to rip it....when I finally got it open here is what it said.


Czar,

I just want you to know I have been thinking about you non-stop for the last 3 months. I see you out with all your friends and I want to walk up and say something, but I cant in fear of rejection. I know this is the childish way of doing things, but you make me soooooo nervous. You know exactly who I am, what I do, and most things about me. I am your Facebook friend and have known your for more than 12 years. I know your phone number and maybe tonight I will text you.


A few things about this......if you are going to text me please do NOT do so during "The Women Tell All" tonight or during American Idol tomorrow night.

I have an idea who this is but if it is someone who is reading this I am not longer in 4th grade so please come forward and identify yourself. Failure to do so within the next 36 hours will result in further humiliation.

OH and 1 more thing.....this whole thing was a dream I had last night and actually never happened.


Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

The Daily Grind....

Today is the day I have become a blogger, my blogs are not going to be for serious minded people. They are going to be for people who are sneaking on this website at work just so they can get a quick laugh, knowing damn well that when someone walks up behind them they will get nervous and click onto a different tab.

Today I challenge you people, when you are on the internet at work and someone of importance walks up behind you, dont click off, instead continue to surf the web, act like you dont care then turn around and say "can I help you with something" in a VERY sarcastic manner.

When this person(who is probably an asshole) asks you "what are you doing" simply reply "getting some motivation at www.justinczarnecki.blogspot.com

When all is said and done that person will respect you a lot more.

Hugs and handpounds,
Czar