The much anticipated RESPONSE....

A few times in my life things have gone just right, this being one of those times. I found a girl on Facebook who is soooo good looking in her pictures she actually gives me stress and anxiety. I decided to man up and send her a message just to see what kind of response to could get out of her. I am hear to say she didnt dissapoint. Not to many girls in the world have these looks and have this kind of sense of humor....I brought it too her and she brought it right back.

I would say at this point it is a match made in heaven, currently we are about 5 or 6 Facebook messages deep and I forsee a long life of laughing together. I might be blowing this out of proportion as I do often, however I feel alive again.....I feel my heart beating a little faster.....I feel like I did the first time I walked into Esker.

I dont know where this is going to go, just remember it is day 1 and we have yet to send our first text message. I look for that to happen around day 13. As for now I shall just play it cool. With the stregth of my family and friends behind me I will do everything in my power not to F this up.

Other than that I am going to drink a ton tonight with a few of my friends, probably hoping that everytime my phone vibrates it is HER. KIDDING, I am having fun with all of this and the fact that I have received probably 25 different texts, emails, Facebook messages regarding this subject means that you are enjoying it also.

OH YEAH, HERE IS HER RESPONSE......

Dearest Justin,

I have heard so much about you from my friends Bryce and Mandy, and I'm glad I have the opportunity to talk to my husband to be before our big day.I'm definitely with you on the our big Oprah debut... I definitely think we have a shot as long as you don't skimp on the Tiffany's ring. Although, I think we're going to have to adopt little Asian babies, (no offense to the Ethiopian kids) but Ive always wanted to adopt a little Asian (true story).

I'm glad to know I'm in good with "Mom" already. Its always stressful when you have to meet the rents. I start sweating bullets, develop a stutter, you know.. the usual. Just kidding (but not really).So is it true you are really trying out for the bachelor? or is that a joke. Bryce and I are trying out for The Amazing Race, so you actually know 2 Soon to be famous people.

Now for the questions:
1. love sweatpants, i mean really who doesn't. I also have a slight obsession with napsoft socks, mix that with sweatpants and you have heaven. please refer to brookstone if you don't know what i'm talking about.
2. Who doesn't?
3. Hmm... I'm a bitchy hot girl that you will love even more because I am cool. hahaha just kidding
4. 100%. I mean through the means of facebook and fb stalking we have been brought together, if thats not fate i dont know what is.
5. I haven't had a chance to do a thorough FB stalking but once I do i'll get back to you.

You are one funny SOB, I hear you're going to the JZ concert next week? Are you a die hard fan?

Goooooooobyyyyyyee my loooooooooove!

Lauren


TRY AND TELL ME SHE ISNT PERFECT FOR ME AND I WOULD CALL YOU A LIAR.

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Can you fall in love by seeing someones picture on Facebook that you have never said a word to?

Yep, that is the question and I have the answer......As crazy as it sounds, I believe it could happen. It is amazing the way that love happens and where it happens. A lot of people meet through mutual friends, in a club or bar, grocery store, Target, Subway, Weight Watchers, etc.....but I am testing a new way to find love. I have a mutual friend on Facebook who I met in college and 6 years ago she moved away. As many of you who are reading this do, I was creeping through her pictures on Facebook just to see how cute she still was and to see what her interests were. It looks like she is still a very strong drinker which I adore about her and it looks as if she has found a friend who has caught the eyes of YOURS TRUELY. I see this girl and my heart is pounding like I am about to go take my ACT in high school for the 3rd and final time. I am telling you she was BEAUTIFUL. Through pictures it looks like she knows how to dress, do her hair and put on her make up. She has a smile that makes me hot in the pants and a style that Christian Siriano would be proud of.

This is where things get interesting, I send my friend a message telling her that I am ETREMELY interested in her friend. From there it seems like we have already planned the wedding with the help of another friend, but one thing was out of wack. I still had never said a word to my bride to be.


UNTIL TONIGHT.....I manned up and sent her a message on Facebook. I am prepared to share with the world the message I wrote her...keep in mind this is deep and from the heart so please dont judge me. Also, this isnt going to end in a dream format like a prior blog. This has been sent and possibly read by now.


PREPARE......

Dearest Lauren,

My name is Justin Matthew Czarnecki and I am truely amazing. Here is the story about how I have come to fall for you.....

I met Bryce in college, we hit it off, probably because we are 2 of the coolest f'n people ever, she moved to NY, I am friends with her on Facebook, I crept on her pics, your green eyes stared a hole through my heart and now I am pretty much in love. You think I am kidding? Well I am a little, not really, but kinda...either way I needed to tell you my true feelings.

I have done some thinking and I think that our story is probably good enough to land us on the Oprah show. I mean, I see you on Facebook, I fall in love, we meet, you fall in love, I ask you to marry me on top of a mountain while we are snowboarding(I dont snowbaord, but I creep enough to know you obviously do). You get a 3 carat Tiffanys ring, we get married, win the lottery, adopt tons of Ethiopian kids and become People Magazines "family of the year". Who woulda thunk it? Facebook is so powerful.

In all seriousness I think you are just ok looking, I am basing this all strictly off personality right now. OK, I lied, I seriously think you might be the most beautiful human in the world. NO LIE. My mom agrees, so you have that going for you. I am prepared to take my fathers jet tomorrow to Albany to meet you(LIE).

I just have 5 questions for you.....

1. Do you like sweatpants?
2. Do you like Jay-Z?
3. Are you a bitchy hot girl or a hot girl I will Love even more because you are cool?
4. Do you believe in FATE?
5. Do you love me yet?

Holla back,
Justin Matthew Czarnecki aka the truth aka the circus

Everyone have a good Friday and a wonderful weekend.

Tell Me I Didnt....

Now that I am 30 years old I look back on my life and I try to think about things I was good at. I have compiled a top 10 list for your reading pleasure.

1. Penmanship
2. Baseball when I was 12
3. Being a friend
4. Giving good Christmas presents
5. Eating
6. 3 pointers
7. Rapping
8. Wearing sweatpants
9. Being cool
10. Listening to peoples problems

However, there is one thing in my life that I am extremely proud of.....my claim that I drank 25,000 beers in college. Let me break it down for you because I did the math.

25,000 beers
5 years in college is 1825 days
13.7 beers per day
.57 beers per hour for 1825 days

You have to understand that I use to drink an 18 pack for an appetizer. It was simple, once 7pm hit it was go time....shower, hair, Nsync and beers. Then we would head to the bar until bartime. Keep in mind this does not include shots. Also keep in mind this was probably 7 nights a week. Those who dont drink I feel sorry for you.

Now I drink 1 time per week and I feel awful for the next 2 days. Just one of the perks of becoming 30.

Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

Doing Some Thinking.....

I have had a very interesting morning, I woke up, threw on some sweats and a sweatshirt, walked outside to start my car and brush the snow off of it.....As I was about to start wiping off my windshield I noticed a note stuck underneath the wiper. Now the note was soaking wet but it looked like a girl had wrote it so I was immediately excited. I carefully opened it, trying not to rip it....when I finally got it open here is what it said.


Czar,

I just want you to know I have been thinking about you non-stop for the last 3 months. I see you out with all your friends and I want to walk up and say something, but I cant in fear of rejection. I know this is the childish way of doing things, but you make me soooooo nervous. You know exactly who I am, what I do, and most things about me. I am your Facebook friend and have known your for more than 12 years. I know your phone number and maybe tonight I will text you.


A few things about this......if you are going to text me please do NOT do so during "The Women Tell All" tonight or during American Idol tomorrow night.

I have an idea who this is but if it is someone who is reading this I am not longer in 4th grade so please come forward and identify yourself. Failure to do so within the next 36 hours will result in further humiliation.

OH and 1 more thing.....this whole thing was a dream I had last night and actually never happened.


Hugs and Handpounds,
Czar

The Daily Grind....

Today is the day I have become a blogger, my blogs are not going to be for serious minded people. They are going to be for people who are sneaking on this website at work just so they can get a quick laugh, knowing damn well that when someone walks up behind them they will get nervous and click onto a different tab.

Today I challenge you people, when you are on the internet at work and someone of importance walks up behind you, dont click off, instead continue to surf the web, act like you dont care then turn around and say "can I help you with something" in a VERY sarcastic manner.

When this person(who is probably an asshole) asks you "what are you doing" simply reply "getting some motivation at www.justinczarnecki.blogspot.com

When all is said and done that person will respect you a lot more.

Hugs and handpounds,
Czar