Boys 1-10

1. Anytime your wife/girlfriend says "you can have a boys night if you want" we are going to accept and we are going to attempt to drink the most we have ever drank.

2.  80% of dudes gamble or have gambled on sports.  If your bank account looks low ask your dude if he is gambling.  When he says "NO" he means "Yes".

3.  30 year old dudes who wear Abercrombie or Hollister probably date girls who are still in high school and they love telling their friends how awesome it is.

4.  A dude never actually wants to leave the bar.  So when a girls asks "are you ready" or "should we leave" just know that he doesn't want to, but will so it doesn't start a fight.

5.  Dudes who wear cutoffs anywhere besides the gym or to play basketball just want to show of their tattoos and be told "those are some rad tats".  Unless you are Nate Showers, he has rocked cutoffs way before tattoos.  He just does.

6.  If a guy actually waits 2-3 days to text you after he met you he doesn't like you.  If it is the 3rd day just know that he has been texting other girls and you are the back up plan.  If he really liked you there would be no reason not to at least say "hello" the next day.  Not interested, try again.

7.    If you are a guy who "loves" to cuddle you were not loved enough a kid growing up.  Cuddling for a guy is not comfortable.  It is hot, sticky and the girls hair is itchy and in your mouth.  My wife won't get mad at me for saying this because we argue about it 4-5 times per week.  It doesn't mean I don't love her, it simply means I want to be comfortable.  That's all.  If your dude gets pissed about cuddeling it isn;t just him.  It is 98% of dudes.

8.  If a dude loves to talk about how big his penis is it is actually small.  Simple. 

9.  Dudes don't want to go out for romantic dinners unless it is an anniversary or a birthday.  We would like to go to BW3s all the time.  SO when you ask your dude if he wants to get super dressed up and go out somewhere nice we say YES, but we mean NO.  Unless we have a gift certificate that someone gave us as a gift.

10.  No dude is honest when your girl asks "how does this look on me"?  Of course we are going to say "it looks great, you have never looked better".    But if you are questioning it, believe me, the guy is questioning it too.

We could go on and on with these lists, but this is just a quick 10. 

Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar

PS- cutoffs can also be worn by dudes who are actually fans of Nascar.