The Perfect Boyfriend...

On February 11th I will turn 31 years old, I thought by this time in my life I would have a beautiful wife, 2 boys Miles and Jack, 2 girls Emily and Morgan, a house on a lake where we would have Sunday picnics and family band practice. Unfortunately the reality of the situation is a little different.....I have no wife, no kids, I live with West Allis with a buddy and we vacuum about 1 time every 3 months. If you were hungry you could probably make a pretty decent meal by picking up food that doesnt make it to our mouths and falls on the floor. As friends and family continue to get married I continue to go to their weddings and think about my own situation. I enjoy being me, I like the fact that people enjoy being around me. I also like the fact that friends know if they had a problem they could come to me and I will help them. The truth is I want to be as happy as all my married friends so this blog is to inform you why I would be the perfect boyfriend and a great future husband.

1. Obviously I am no super model, but believe me there are people who are worse off in the looks department than I am. I have a smile that can light up the room. If you dont believe me ask Marnie Renteria, she has told me before.

2. Sense of humor, if you are reading this I am guarenteeing you think I am funny. I have gone most of my life telling jokes, poking fun, and humiliating people......usually in good taste.

3. Personality, it is hard to find a personality quite like mine. I am kind, caring, compassionate, loving and fun. What else do you want? Actually you probably like dickheads.

4. Respectful, I will open your car door, I will say thank you, yes sir, no sir and by the end of the day your father will love me.

5. Sarcasm, take it for what it is worth because with me you are going to get a full dosage of it. If you dont like it then you and I probably wont work. I say things that will challenge you and the best part about it is if I see you are offended I can say "I was just kidding". I have done it all my life and people never really know if I was kidding or not. Jokes on you.

Just like everyone else I have my flaws, I would rather touch on why I am so amazing rather than telling everyone that I can eat 3 feet of Subway subs. I would rather talk about my perfectly placed hair rather than my dirty bedroom.

Justin Czarneckis dating life is open for business and accepting applications. You think that with all the people I know and all the people who enjoy my company that I should be married. I feel like I should have ladies in line waiting for me to get divoriced, but.......I dont. I am a 30 year old male who now enjoys local dive bars more than the glitz and the glam of downtown. I like a cute girl who will wear a Yankees hat and has a tramp stamp. I like a girl who wants to go to Ponderosa and wants to leave when she is about to puke. I like a girl with flaws, but smiles when I come and pick her up. Most importantly I like a girl who will not judge me for wearing my homemade capri sweatpants and musty boat shoes.

This is simply stating facts on why I am actually amazing and why you readers need to help me out. Below I have listed what I am looking for.

Cute, funny, sarcastic, stylish, into side pony tails, and I am not against dating people I work with.


Hugs and Handpounds,

Czar